So my smoothie is a little cold…

So my smoothie is a little cold…

  1. Date Posted Icon 27th May 2012

Watching my cousin’s hot friend play street hockey, shirtless. Unf

  1. Date Posted Icon 27th May 2012

Remember how I introduced that guy to my once best friend and told him where to take her on a date and then he decided she wasn’t allowed to be friends with me and they’re still together? Yeah. He added me on Facebook tonight. Apparently he’s directing a movie lol

  1. Date Posted Icon 26th May 2012
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Just took a solid 45 minute nap with my dog and my cousins dog. It felt fantastic.

  1. Date Posted Icon 26th May 2012

Remember how I said either everyone forgot my birthday or a lot of cards are lost in the mail? Turns out the post office decided my address no longer exists and returned them all to their senders.
Hedwig would never make that mistake. I vote we just start using owl post. Down with the mailmen/women!

  1. Date Posted Icon 26th May 2012

The US Postal service has failed me and my uncle took my grandpa away. I’ve never been so poor this close to my birthday.

  1. Date Posted Icon 26th May 2012

My hip hurts so bad that it woke me up. When can I get my AARP card again?

  1. Date Posted Icon 26th May 2012
    2. Tags Icon #20 is older than i thought
"Dude. I think I just heard some of my brain cells exploding. It sounded like soda."
— My brother’s really high friend
  1. Date Posted Icon 26th May 2012
    2. Tags Icon #i can't#lmfao
  • me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
  1. Date Posted Icon 25th May 2012
  2. Reblogged Icon Reblogged From flameonoodles
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    4. Tags Icon #me after running for ten seconds

Free pizza is awesome

  1. Date Posted Icon 25th May 2012